Just so you know. BECAUSE I AM PSYCHO CRAZY HYPER RIGHT NOW. And it actually does bode well for my work because I am brimming with energy and therefore am able to get a lot done. The bad news is it makes time fly like a fiery demon out of hell and I’m all, “HOW IS IT ALREADY NOON-THIRTY???” Capslock necessary because that is the volume of my mental monologue. Anyway, I am so ADD right now that I’m pretty sure I… Read more »

5,000 cool points if you know what movie the title came from. (Hint: Hugh Grant.) I’ve been trying to get into story-writing mood recently, and for whatever reason, that means I need to be DRAMATIC. I can’t write if I’m all smiles and puppies and double rainbows all the way. And it’s not that I’m really in a bad mood; it’s that I need tragic stories and heartbreak to inspire me to write. Well, to write something worthwhile, that is. If… Read more »

Guten tag! I am pleased as punch, as it seems there was a unanimous vote to keep Makeup Monday! So yay! That being said, I’d like to mention again that if you have any questions, comments, or suggestions for Makeup Monday, Fashion Friday, or the blog in general, you can reach me at KaitlinWehlmann.contact@gmail.com So YAY! I’m glad you guys voted to keep Makeup Mondays. I am very, very pleased. So pleased, in fact, that I’m hatching a vague master scheme!… Read more »

Hello, lovelies! I hope your weekends were grand. Mine consisted of lots of makeup and makeup shopping, chicken salad, and maniacally running over pedestrians in L.A. Noire. Pretty standard stuff. I want to take a really unprofessional and informal poll: Makeup Monday: Keep it or Loose it? I love Makeup Monday, but they are quite time-consuming, and if not many people care about it, then I miiiiiiight be inclined to axe it. But then I get sad because I really do love it!… Read more »

Happy Friday, everyone! Can I please just tell you how excited I am to be writing a Fashion Friday post right now? We, we, we, we so excited. IT’S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I wish I had an excuse for myself, but I don’t. Rebecca Black is my shoulder devil, singing in my ear every Friday. But that’s neither here nor there. This summer, I’ve found myself drawn to all things 70s-Inspired…. Read more »

… I think I lost a day of my life. I have no clue what happened to Wednesday. I’ll get a flash here or there, a vague memory of my Aunt and cousins coming over, having lunch with a friend, piles and piles of mail… but I don’t understand where the day went. The sun rose and set yesterday and before I knew it, I had missed blogging. Whoops. Sorry about that. There’s clearly a learning curve when it comes to… Read more »

And by “Ishmael,” I mean “The Aspartame Hoarder.” I don’t feel complete without the steely embrace of an aluminum can. That’s not entirely true. But I need to cut out the bubbly goodness of diet soda so badly. I’ve cut waaaaaay back and my caffeine addiction is much better as well; but I should switch to being one of those one-cup-of-coffee a day people. They seem to be successful in life. On the other hand, if I ever hope to… Read more »

Hello darlings. I am dreadfully sorry for my prodigious blogging failures. Of course, I come bearing gifts. Awwwww. I have no excuse other than that I was stuck in this strange timewarp that some might like to call a “transition period.” That is code for sitting in your pajamas, asking your mom to make you lattes and ruing the day you ever decided that unemployment was preferable to working at Chili’s. Delightfully, God’s plan for me was not one of quiet… Read more »