“All those who sign without delay- You’ll get a free tattoo. The choice is up to you!”

I cannot tell you why I wake up with these things in my head. Ten bloggity points if you know that quote. And you’d better.

I hope that I didn’t give any silly people out there the idea that puppies are synonymous with apologies. They’re definitely not. I wonder if PETA would object to my using them in such a way. But it wasn’t really misusing them, because they’re so friggin cute I forgave myself. Maybe we can consider puppies the harbingers of peace! And tidings of comfort and joy! Or they can just be cute and snuggly. Whatever.

I went to bed at about 10:15 last night and was asleep before 11:00 which is truly spectacular. Usually I lay awake in bed, thinking or pre-dreaming. I don’t exactly know what to call it. I’m really talking about daydreaming, but since I’m in bed, trying to sleep when I do it, I’ll call it pre-dreaming.

It would have been perfect except for the stupid, screaming, laughing, shouting group of idiots that [expletive]  woke me up by doing all of the above in the courtyard of my complex at about 12:45 a.m. I was so tired I could barely look at my phone for the time. We played that game where I would lightly sob and curl further into the fetal position and drift back to sleep and then they would yell again and I would wake up, mentally yell at them [many more expletives], lather, rinse, repeat. I was (and still kinda am) so upset. Even when everything works out for me to FINALLY get a good night’s sleep, it’s not in the cards for me.

I’m not sure how long that cycle lasted, but once they left I didn’t wake up again until my alarm went off at 7. Those things considered, I am actually functional today and very excited for my friends MacBeth and Fred to get here tonight! Then, we get to roadtrip it up tomorrow! (I adore roadtrips. I’m making my playlist now.) And then we get to see my bestest friend in the whole world, Izzygums!

I’m sure I’ll tell you all about the trip on Tuesday. Oh! General housekeeping business: If you guys have any suggestions for Makeup Monday or Fashion Friday, let me know. Suggestions can come in the form of “I like the new spring line of X, check it out” or “Hey, Kaitlin, what is your favorite brand of Y?”

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As for next Makeup Monday, I’m dancing around several ideas. My Clinique order got here yesterday, as you may know if you read yesterday’s post, so I could do a “haul” post where I talk about what I got and how much I’m frigging loving everything. I also splurged on a new mascara and nailpolishes while at Walgreen’s the other day, so I’d include those.

Or I’d do another celebrity magazine look, like the Reese Witherspoon Post I did in January. Thoughts? Opinions? Cares? Compulsive needs to express yourselves?

Forever yours,


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